WHAT??? Whatever makes you think that? That the only player we brought up in recent years that has made any sort of splash is Melky. No, wait, he turned out to be good in center field, but unable to hit the side of a barn. OK, Hughes. OOPS, had a great first outing, and then choked, and then pitched well, and then choked, and then pitched well, okay, you get it. Oh, wait a minute, KENNEDY! Oh, forget it, he just choked.

Thank God for Joba Chamberlain (whose arm we will soon burn out by making him a starter) and Robinson Cano! And we can always brag about Mariano Rivera!