Well, I was going to mention my man DJ, but I didn't want to sound like he's the only player I ever talk about. Plus, he came up through their farm system like 12 years ago. I don't think he counts any more!

And ever since he started saying that he bought his Ford Edge in blazing copper, I've lost a little respect for Mr. Jeter. He sure is pretty, though. Thanks for the picture! I can always count on you to remember who I want in my stockings. I mean WHAT I WANT IN MY STOCKING!


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club