Who invented having to work on Christmas Eve, it's rubbish. I've got to work 'til 4, then dart to the train station (with my luggage and gifts) for the 4.20 and IF the trains are on time I shall be back in Scunthorpe for 6/half 6ish.

Luckily I shall be armed with a few cans (glad work has a fridge) and my hipflask to ease the pressure of cramped trains and to get me ready for the festivities.

So die all who betray Giuliano