“I do have something in my pants but that's not going to help with this particular trick...”
What trick? Proving you're a male? Ouch. See what I did just there?
No. I will not send you pictures of my penis! Stop asking you perv!
Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.