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Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5270
12/11/04 03:24 AM
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Well done Mr. Lawrence, this is just fabulous! Thanks for sharing it. You are one of the reasons this message board is addictive and great. As much as I love the Christmas and Christmas decorations, I understand your concern about slippery slope and civil liberties and I feel it with all my heart, as the matter of fact I've seen it happening.

Here is to you:

Some say it is God's order there is no other choice,
Want to diminish the opponent's voice,
Blind with fear they say majority speaks,
But liberty is the air we breathe.


"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5271
12/11/04 06:21 PM
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man I don't remember reading that last year. it's really amazing.
seems like fantasy sports are not your only strenghts plaw wink


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Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5272
12/11/04 06:53 PM
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Quote
Originally posted by afsaneh77:

Some say it is God's order there is no other choice,
Want to diminish the opponent's voice,
Blind with fear they say majority speaks,
But liberty is the air we breathe.
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes



Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5273
12/11/04 10:12 PM
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Damn Plaw, you beat me to it. Was planning on resurecting that as I found the copy I printed out last year. grin


If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.
Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5274
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Plaw, Great poem!


(where are all these emoticons that I see in other posts? I can just see 15 of them confused )

Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5275
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Quote
Originally posted by plawrence:

"As he turned to McClusky, still eating his meal
He realized he'd not get to finish his veal
The Turk said those cutlets were the best in the city
To leave some of it over was really a pity"
God, It's REALLY GREAT! lol lol lol


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Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5276
12/17/04 09:07 AM
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Good Work smile


The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" #5277
12/17/04 02:39 PM
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what? are you some kind of pezzonovante?


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Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: plawrence] #458490
12/18/07 12:02 PM
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It's that time of year once again. Time to post one of the most popular and well written Christmas tributes to The Godfather. Written of course by none other than our late friend, Plawrence :

 Originally Posted By: plawrence
I wrote this two years ago and reposted it last Christmas and it got a pretty good response.

I was gonna wait a week or so and get closer to Christmas, but with all the bashing of Christmas decorations and Christmas music I've been doing in the other thread, I figured i better post it now, before anyone thinks I'm some grinch or something that can't get into the holiday spirit.

The Night Of The Hit Attempt

'Twas the night of the hit attempt, and all through the estate
Some were not sleeping 'cause the party'd run late
The drapes were left open by Fredo with care
Not knowing Roth's hitmen soon would be there

Kay C. was nestled all snug in her bed
While hopes of legitimacy danced in her head
And Mama still thinking of Connie and Merle
Hoping her daughter would be a good girl

When out on the lawn there arose a slight clatter
Michael looked through the drapes to see what was the matter
Then away from the window he sprang like a hare
As the sound of the gunfire rang through the air

He crawled on the floor to reach Kay in her bed
And then pulled her down while he cradled her head
The shooting was over and so was the noise
In the room where the children come play with their toys

Michael ran out, though his eyes were still bleary
"Where's Rocco? Where's Fredo? Where's Hagen and Neri?"
"Get them alive, Rocco" is what Michael said
But he knew that the hitmen were already dead

Back in the house Michael sat down with Tom
And said "I'm going to Florida, you'll be the new Don
"There's a traitor among us who's name I can't leak"
But he thought it was Fredo, so stupid and weak

On the way to Miami, Mike started to think
About those he had killed without even a blink
McCluskey, Sollozzo, Stracchi and Rizzi
Moe Greene, Tattaglia, Tessio, and Barzini

And he knew he'd be adding one more to that list
And when he found him, his lips he would kiss
The kiss of death he would get, then his life would be lost
But that still left the question: Pentangelli or Roth

By the end of the movie, Michael knew who it was
Ola, and Fredo, and Roth was the buzz
So Mike had them all killed, but his mind was still frozen
On Hyman Roth's words about the business he'd chosen

Michael tried to retire...his head started to spin
"As soon as I'm out, they just pull me back in"
He made Vincent the Don, much to his delight
And decided to go to the opera that night

But due to events which unfolded, to wit:
Mike didn't know that there'd be one more hit
Both twins were killed; it was really quite scary
But what made it worse was, the killer got Mary

So Michael died wealthy, although really quite poor
He won many battles, but still lost the war
And now final words for my friends on this site:
Happy holidays to all...watch The Godfather tonight!



Don Cardi cool

Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.




Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Don Cardi] #459142
12/21/07 05:52 PM
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DC, As I've said, I printed this out last Christmas Eve and passed it around. My family loved it.


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Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Sicilian Babe] #460686
01/02/08 11:30 AM
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That's the first time I've read it.

I usually think "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parodies are pretty weak, so I was prepared to dislike Plaw's, but this one was brilliant.


"A man in my position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!"
Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: The Last Woltz] #460747
01/02/08 04:08 PM
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I read this also last week and though it was excellant..


The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Don Cardi] #563208
12/26/09 11:45 AM
12/26/09 11:45 AM
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It's once again that time of year to re-post one of the most popular and well written Christmas tributes to The Godfather. Written of course by none other than our late friend, Plawrence. :

Originally Posted By: plawrence
I wrote this two years ago and reposted it last Christmas and it got a pretty good response.

I was gonna wait a week or so and get closer to Christmas, but with all the bashing of Christmas decorations and Christmas music I've been doing in the other thread, I figured i better post it now, before anyone thinks I'm some grinch or something that can't get into the holiday spirit.

The Night Of The Hit Attempt

'Twas the night of the hit attempt, and all through the estate
Some were not sleeping 'cause the party'd run late
The drapes were left open by Fredo with care
Not knowing Roth's hitmen soon would be there

Kay C. was nestled all snug in her bed
While hopes of legitimacy danced in her head
And Mama still thinking of Connie and Merle
Hoping her daughter would be a good girl

When out on the lawn there arose a slight clatter
Michael looked through the drapes to see what was the matter
Then away from the window he sprang like a hare
As the sound of the gunfire rang through the air

He crawled on the floor to reach Kay in her bed
And then pulled her down while he cradled her head
The shooting was over and so was the noise
In the room where the children come play with their toys

Michael ran out, though his eyes were still bleary
"Where's Rocco? Where's Fredo? Where's Hagen and Neri?"
"Get them alive, Rocco" is what Michael said
But he knew that the hitmen were already dead

Back in the house Michael sat down with Tom
And said "I'm going to Florida, you'll be the new Don
"There's a traitor among us who's name I can't leak"
But he thought it was Fredo, so stupid and weak

On the way to Miami, Mike started to think
About those he had killed without even a blink
McCluskey, Sollozzo, Stracchi and Rizzi
Moe Greene, Tattaglia, Tessio, and Barzini

And he knew he'd be adding one more to that list
And when he found him, his lips he would kiss
The kiss of death he would get, then his life would be lost
But that still left the question: Pentangelli or Roth

By the end of the movie, Michael knew who it was
Ola, and Fredo, and Roth was the buzz
So Mike had them all killed, but his mind was still frozen
On Hyman Roth's words about the business he'd chosen

Michael tried to retire...his head started to spin
"As soon as I'm out, they just pull me back in"
He made Vincent the Don, much to his delight
And decided to go to the opera that night

But due to events which unfolded, to wit:
Mike didn't know that there'd be one more hit
Both twins were killed; it was really quite scary
But what made it worse was, the killer got Mary

So Michael died wealthy, although really quite poor
He won many battles, but still lost the war
And now final words for my friends on this site:
Happy holidays to all...watch The Godfather tonight!



clap clap clap



Don Cardi cool

Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.




Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Don Cardi] #563327
12/27/09 08:15 PM
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Awesome. What a great talent to be able to compose and create with words. Awesome.

Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: svsg] #588894
12/21/10 04:21 PM
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It's that time of year again so I thought I would revive our friend Plaw's famous poem!


clap






Don Cardi cool

Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.




Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Don Cardi] #588895
12/21/10 04:25 PM
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Excellent. Never gets old.


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Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Beth E] #588903
12/21/10 07:10 PM
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A wonderful piece of poetry for the true GF fan.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Mignon] #588927
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We now read this aloud every Christmas Eve. It's become a family tradition.


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Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Sicilian Babe] #588953
12/22/10 01:05 PM
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With Geary in Fredo's Brothel
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Best post of all time. Nothing else comes close.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

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"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: "The Night Of The Hit Attempt" [Re: Double-J] #589566
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EXCELLENT!!!


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