I can't believe you were the first to think of that!! Rector/Rectum...!! How did you EVER make that connection??!!
I wasn't, but being in high school it was entertaining. Those classes were the best.
I always splattered ketchup on the cafeteria walls, it stayed for years. We'd shoot spitwads at each other during class. One classroom had a ceiling fan and we'd throw banana peels up at it...
Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.