Quoting unnamed sources within the McCain camp:

Sure, we saw lots of cat fights in the last few weeks.
There were these two hoggettes named Kate Snow and Anne Barrowclough who always got upset when ever the Gov. was around. Seems like all the guys wouldn't give either of them the time of day. They were often upset with the littlest things and very unhappy when neither of them could get any one on one time with the Gov. or her husband, the "First Dude".

One unnamed source went on to say that they saw both women drinking openly together and one also hinted that some light touching between the two women took place. When asked about the Gov. new clothes, Snow was quick to say that SHE didn't take the missing items. When a McCain worker asked her what she was talking about, Snow just turned and walked away.