Read this extract from the funniest episode of The Sopranos: "Pine Barrens"

Tony: "The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Tsjetsjen rebels single-handed."

Paulie: "Get the fuck outta here!"

Tony: "Yeah, nice huh! He was with the interior ministry."

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Paulie: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Tsjecho-Slovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Chritopher: "His house looked like shit!

There are 3 ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way or the way that I do it!