To all those calling for fairness in the presidential race - I say "Bullshit". I wanna see them sling the shit!! A no-holds barred steelcage match would be better!
Dig up all the dirt you can on your opponent, and if it ain't juicy enough add in some made-up stuff. When I turn on my tv I wanna be entertained. Bring on the crap!!

Steel cage tag team match. Loser leaves the country.