My daughter is turning 11 on Friday. So, she's having a sleep-over party at our house with about a dozen of her friends. My sons will be going out to the high school football game, and my wife will be going out with friends as well, leaving me with a houseful of 5th grade girls.

My daughter is planning a lot of things to do, one of which is to take a late night walk through a wooded nature trail right behind the house.

I planned a little fun of my own. Let's just say I have a place to hide near the trail. I also have a hood, a hockey mask and a chain saw.