My wife came out of the garage this morning and said to me
"I think one of the cats has had a piss in the garage,it stinks".

Little Matthew(only 2 remember) toddles round from the back of the sofa and starts shouting,
"Piss,piss,piss". eek

I say to him.
"No Matty, that is a bad word. We use wee wee"

he looks back at me and says
"No Daddy,no wee wee. Me piss piss"

Kids these days?

I blame the parents. Well his mother anyways tongue

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!