The book that we're gonna purchase for $999,999,999,999.99 contains all the information the United States of America and the rest of the world needs to solve every financial, political, social, religious and human problem in the world. This book has exactly 999,999,999,999.99 pages and is the greatest most important book in the world. But it's just a book.
Wait, you're paying that much for a Bible?
You could've went to a hotel and snagged a Gideons.
