Sorry, DJ. You're a great kid, but Hank Steinbrenner is an asshole. His father's arrogance was endearing, because it was original and it was real. Junior's is contrived and not the least bit entertaining.

The idea of Torre playing the Red Sox in the World Series (while the Yanks watch from home), is eating him alive.

Oh, the hot team winning the World Series? Well, duh! It's always been that way.