Jon Stewart opens with the line (loosely) "Great news everybody...we own an Insurance company." And it only cost 85 million dollars. Ah yes, I guess it's good to joke....that did make me laugh though.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK