Today at school, a really fat rhino-sized girl attacked another girl because this other girl apparently cracked her egg baby. The egg baby is a project...take care of it for one week without breaking it. Anyway, she went into a fit of rage...a large, blubberfied ball of madness.

Later on, I went to the Dean of Students where the two girls were. I said, "I've come to find a peaceful solution to these problems." in the Godfather's voice tone. Classic.