Screw me? I screwed. There were huge haunted screws, and we screwed a fat horny whore. All he had to do was screw the spirit out of his invisible hearse and screw a bisexual Scrooge so we could screw the geezer's flask of funky green scrutiny screws. Then Casper could sneak out of the mausoleum before dawn and find a liberal to screw.