Screw me? I screwed. There were huge haunted screws, and we killed a fat horny whore. All he had to do was get the spirit out of his invisible Mercedes-Benz and kick a bisexual Mortician so we could drink the geezer's flask of funky green wiper fluid. Then Casper could sneak out of the morgue before dawn and find a liberal to sodomize.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes