So what? I died. There were miniature haunted coffins, and we saw a fat horny ghost. All he had to do was get the spirit out of his invisible Mercedes-Benz and kick a bisexual Mortician so we could drink the geezer's flask of funky green embalming fluid. Then Casper could sneak out of the morgue before dawn and find a liberal to sacrifice.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12