So what? I died. There were miniature haunted houses, and we saw a fat horny ghost. All he had to do was get the spirit out of his invisible Mercedes-Benz and kick a bisexual Mortician so we could drink the geezer's flask of funky green embalming fluid. Then Casper could sneak out of the morgue before dawn and find a liberal to sacrifice.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes