So what? I died. There were many wet dreams, and we cuddled a fat horny armadillo. All I had to do was get the caveman out of his sexy vespa and lick a drunk Mortician so we could steal the geezer's flask of funky green embalming goo. Then Buddha could sneak out of the morgue before dawn and find a redneck to sacrifice.


"Pain has no tendency, in its own right, to proliferate. When it is over, it is over, and the natural sequel is joy."
- C. S. Lewis

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh"
- George Bernard Shaw