So what? I died. There were many wet dreams, and we cuddled a fat horny porcupine. All I had to do was get the caveman out of his sexy vespa and lick a drunk Mortician so we could steal the geezer's flask of funky green embalming goo. Then Buddha could sneak out of the morgue before dawn and find a redneck to sacrifice.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes