So soon? I farted. There were many wet dreams, and we shaved a hairy horny porcupine. All I had to do was get the caveman out of his sexy vespa and lick a Burgerking employee so we could steal the geezer's flask of funky green car freshner. Then Buddha could sneak out of the morgue before dawn and find a redneck to sacrifice.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12