Remember when Puzo wrote this book he was intentionally trying to make money, and not necessarily write great literature. Given this was written at the end of the sixties, it was obligatory to have these side stories about sex, and specifically the size of Sonny's one eyed worm and Lucy's honey pot.
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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