So soon? I farted. There were many wet dreams, because we shaved a hairy horny porcupine. All I had to do was get the caveman out of his sexy vespa and lick a Walmart employee where we could steal the geezer's bottle of funky green toenail polish. Then Buddha could sneak out of the morgue before dawn and find a redneck to sacrifice.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes