So soon? I farted. There were many wet dreams, because we shaved a hairy horny porcupine. All I had to do was get the caveman out of his sexy vespa and rob a Walmart store where we could steal the geezer's bottle of funky green toenail polish. Then Buddha could sneak out of the hospital before dawn and find a Longneck to worship


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes