So soon? I farted. There were many wet dreams, because we shaved a hairy horny porcupine. All I had to do was get the caveman out of his sexy vespa and rob a Walmart store where we could steal the thousand cans of funky green toenail fungus. Then we could sneak out of the hospital before dawn and find a Longneck to worship


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12