So soon? I slept. There were many wet dreams, because we ate a hairy horny skunk. All I had to do was get the President out of his race vespa and rob a drug store where we could steal a thousand cans of funky green toenail fungus. Then we could sneak out of the hospital before dawn and find a Longneck to copulate.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes