Just look at New Orleans in the aftermath of Katrina, where both the governor and the mayor couldn't find their own asses with two hands and a flashlight.
The President wasn't much help either. Although, as Commander-In-Chief, he probably has someone help him in the potty.
What do ya mean? Brownie did a good job.
TIS
That's where he gave him the nickname, in the potty!
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.