LOL, dt! How about Julia Child, cooking for Vichy President Marshal Petain: "A heaping tablespoon of arsenic will bring out the flavor of that coq au vin, mon Marechal..."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.