LOL, dt!
How about Julia Child, cooking for Vichy President Marshal Petain: "A heaping tablespoon of arsenic will bring out the flavor of that coq au vin, mon Marechal..."


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.