I laugh at the Cialis commercial that says if you stay hard for more than 4 hour you should go to the doctor. Hell, if that were me I'd be bragging to my friends.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."