Bill Clinton has always been a dick, but lately he's been a super dick.

As for people who vote for McCain because they fear Obama will make the Book of Revelations happen.....is it me, or is that just silly?

Now get on me for dissing religion. I'm not.

Consider this: If Obama was elected, and indeed he brings upon the Apocalypse, won't that prove to naysayers, agnostics, and atheists that God not only exists but the prophecies foretold in the Bible are true? I mean that's a good thing, isn't it?

Besides, you all want to go to Heaven, right? Why wait for suicide or natural death? You'll save yourselves the dying part and get a free trip to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Either way, its a win-win for you all.