Bethie, can you just let my friend Diana live with you for a while, so she can go see her man play some home games?

Now she's mad that we acquired LaTroy Hawkins from the Yankees because he apparently hit (or almost hit) Luke with a pitch in a game a while back. As devoted as she is, he might as well agree to marry her, which I'm certain she'll propose if they ever meet.

We're going to go see the Astros face the Mets tomorrow, and if we're lucky, we'll get a free Lance Berkman bobblehead - though you wouldn't know it was him by looking at it. We're famous for promotional items that look little like the players. haha It's supposed to be Pedro tomorrow, and a Johan v. Oswalt matchup Saturday, which I'm hoping turns out to be a fun pitcher's duel.