Fluent Form? That guy sucks. And I hear there are video tapes circulating of him pissing on a 61 year old. I mean, it's not illegal, but that's just fucking disgusting.
He smells like reproductive fluids too.
Apparently when I make jokes in real life, I stick my tongue out like a raging douchebag, so:
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
