Reminds me of the story about an older lady who walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she wants a tattoo of her two favorite actors. She tells him she wants Paul Newman on the inside of her right thigh and Robert Redford on the inside of her left thigh.

So the artist gets done with the tattoo, she looks at it and says, "That looks absolutely nothing like Paul Newman or Robert Redford!"

So the tattoo artist goes outside and grabs the first guy that walks by. He takes him inside, the lady gets back on the table, spreads her legs, and the artist asks the man who he sees. The guy replies, "Well that looks a little like Paul Newman on the right side, I don't know who that is on the left but that's DEFINITELY Willie Nelson in the middle".