Originally Posted By: whisper
"Fosters" is NOT Australian for beer ( Actually it's our biggest Import, But no one drinks it here..seriously).


lol No one drinks it here either.

I've never seen anyone drink one, I've never drank one, I've never seen a case of it in the store, I've never seen a can of it in person, and I haven't seen a commercial for it since, like, 2005-ish, and that's an estimate coming from a guy who is horrible at making up time-lines and has a useless memory.

I actually forgot all about Fosters until I read your post.

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