I am

I use to be, but not lately.

Btw, I didn't think anyone went into the Bing. I prefer that to the shout box.



TIS

My turn:

1. I own a Pug Dog named "Pug".
2. I once had a shotgun pointed at my head, But it didn't go off when the guy tried to fire it
3.I haven't had sex in over 3 weeks
4.I can't stand commercial music
5.I've been busted with weed at the airport.

I would guess, knowing you, 2

After all that -- why's it YOUR turn again?

Haha I wait for a couple more guesses then I'll reveal the truth.

No... #3

Hmm, tough one, but I'm gonna say #4.

However, if "the gun to the head" and the "airport bust" are true, please tell us what happened.



TIS

I change mine to 3, too

Okay, I did make it hard. It's actually number 5!! I've never been busted with weed at the Airport.

Now. the shotgun thing.

Years ago (i was probably 17), my friend was at the local mall with some girl, when some guys came up to him and started trying to pick a fight with him. He found out it was because of the girl he was with. Apparently she was cheating on some dude with my friend etc blah blah. So he runs off and called me up. Now, he was very shaken and he's a timid lad, so I got very angry that a group of guys approached him the way they did. So, I got the girls number from my friend and called her up demanding she give me the number to her boyfriend. She did and I called him up and started doing the tough guy phone shit. We agreed to settle the score at my local train station. I told him to bring boys, he told me to bring boys. So I gathered up some pals and we got an assortment of weapons (Trolley polls, Bike chains etc) and headed down to the Train station. We're there for about 5 mins when this guy calls me and says "we'll be there in two mins to kill you". I'm like "whatever man, bring it" (please keep in mind, I was a little shit and a complete idiot in my teenage days, I'm in no way proud)

So shortly after, a Black BMW pulls up in the car park, about 50 meters away from us and 5 guys hop out. Now they're mostly in their thirties with some older guy about fifty. I had about 6 guys with me. I ran at them like a crazy Indian waving my trolley poll and the first guy just brushes me aside with a swift back hand. I fall to the ground and he reveals a sawn- off shotgun. He points it at my head and tells me to get ready to die. At this same moment , my friends come running up and another one of these guys pulls out a revolver and aims it at my friends and tells them not to move. They had no choice, But to do as they were told. Now the guy with the shotgun asks me If I was the guy on the phone. Now, I didn't wanna die, so I lied and said that the guy on the phone was coming later. He doesn't believe and he gives me a little hit in the temple with the gun. I get back on my knees and at this point a couple of my friends were in tears and crying out stuff like "don't kill him, please etc" which is just making me more scared. He tells me to get up and walk into the park across the road from the station. I think about running, But my friends still have the revolver pointed at them and I thought they may get shot If I attempt to run. We reach the middle of the park, It's basically pitch black and at this point, I swear I had a mini heart attack as I felt my chest explode and I went dizzy etc. He orders me on my knees again and I start praying in my mind. Now, I kept a straight face as much as I could (because I'm a proud idiot) and he cocks back the gun and I can hear that it was loaded, But I also noticed, the bolt action was old and really shit looking (if that makes sense).
The guy with the revolver actually says" Yo, Chris, we're not really going to do this are we"? Then Shotgun Chris replies" Only this one".

He pulls the trigger and some fizz noise happened and it didn't go off. I reacted naturally by curling up in a ball and rolling backwards haha.
(This is all 100% true, look up the court stuff on the net if you don't believe me)

Now, when at the station, Some guy had witnessed the situation and called the cops. So literally, 30 seconds after the shotgun "fizzed" cop cars starting pulling up into the park entrance. The gun toting idiots took off and to cut a long story short, were caught, prosecuted and ShotGun Chris got 9 years~!!!!!!

I didn't wanna testify, But the courts forced me to.

True story.

WTF? Where we talking about you?? Just curious... maybe I'm not following completely ...... ?

no, it was a simple changing of my answer of which one of whisper's things was a lie

Calm down boys, No need to fight over me.

Damn, Whisp, Dats some scary Chit righ dere

It was at the time. Makes a good story to tell when drinking at the pub...or the park!!

I bet it does, hey, youse gots any more guard stories?

Chit, mang... Whisp's "question" was so damn long, I don't even know what the question is...!

wait, did I miss something, I thought it was a story

The answer was long.

I was actually thinking that I was kinda proud at the way I handled it, compared to how Chris did in the Sopranos when he was a victim to a mock execution. haha He shit himself!!

I know, You were ether really brave, or really stupid

Definitely stupid.

No. But he is now an orthopedic surgeon, and I bumped into hima couple of weeks ago for the first time in 30 years. That's why this incident came to my mind.

That's the one I would have picked because I thought you would have already posted something about it...although the same could be said about the shotgun. The shotgun option though had a little more detail, which is suggestive of the truth.

Geez Whisper, no one can say you have a boring life. Hanging out with you could be hazzardous. Wow, what a story.

Who got it right then? Whoever...take a turn.


TIS

Checking back, I don't think anyone picked #5.

1. I can't eat butter.

2. I once spent a night in jail.

3. I speak excellent French.

4. I drive a top of the range people carrier car. A 7 seater no less.

5. I had accordion lessons when i was a kid.

I'll pick #3, you speak excellent French.

Yogi,

I'll go with #2.



TIS

Yes Beth,its #3. I can't speak much French.

1. I can't eat butter,it makes me throw up

2. I once spent a night in jail through the actions of a silly friend,but i was never charged.

4. I do drve a big car. 4 kids and a mother to ferry about

5. I did have accordion lessons as a kid. Just a few with my Scottish cousin but i could hold a note or 2.

I figured with about 10 kids you drove a big car Yogi.

1. I know someone who used to hang out with hookers.
2. I had a dog who ate marijuana.
3. I'm partially deaf.
4. I've never visited anyone in jail.
5. I've been on a stakeout with people trying to catch someone cheating on their spouse.