The most enticing aspect of Obama being elected president is that it basically puts Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton out of business.

If the president is black they are no longer "black leaders."

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."