Rule 7A, Section D: Any show of true emotions, brought about by, but not limited to, movies of an emotional manner, may result in the banishment of any member, whether it be a full-fledged or honorary status.
Not so fast, Geoff. You may be safe. A further review of our thread's bylaws shows: Rule 12B, Section F, Subsection 3: An occasional "stray" to one's Feminine Side is quite possible (allowing for stress, alcohol abuse or temporary insanity) and this, in and of itself, should not necessarily be grounds for banishment. The offending member may redeem himself by farting the first stanza of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and then chugging a quart of brew.
I guess I better pack my bags 