Gotta ask...would honorary membership make me immune to your cooties? That'd be a nice bonus.
Doubtful. Female hormones are impossible for any male to comprehend, and an honorary membership here wouldn't be able to combat those hormones. Talk about jock itch, lies about women we've had and belching, farting and crotch scratching don't mix with female hormones.
Maybe you'll get a partial membership allowing you access to the bar here.
