Just watched 10000 BC -- not even worth much of a review or the bother with links. Okay, it wasn't as "terrible" as I was expecting after seeing some reviews -- but it's all rehash. And historically ridiculous. If it was called anything else, then I would've bought it. It was fun to watch (kinda like it being fun to watch car wrecks), but it wasn't totally awful. Just totally unoriginal if you've seen any epic-battle type films. And this wasn't even that good at that, come to think of it. Ahh well, at least I got that off of my to-see list.

Roland Emmerich is the sort of director that works with vague ideas that COULD become good movies* (dead soldiers returned to life as zombie super-troopers, invading aliens, guerilla warfare in the American backwaters, world facing ecological doomsday) but always seems to deliver idiotic mediocrity.

Anyway Geoff, want a cool caveman movie without Emmerich's stupidity? Go rent QUEST FOR FIRE.

*=Hell, look at STARGATE. Not much of a movie, but it took a TV show to make the premise actually exploited.

I remember the uproar when QFF came out and as a teen couldn't wait to see all the "pornography" in it! Saw it again a few years ago and thought it was pretty decent -- at least a bit more accurate! And certainly more than Caveman was!

I really didn't want to hear an old man's Horny Confessions today, but whatever..

Anybody wanna hear my horny confessions?!!!!

Only if you pay me.

What? I'm a whore, I admit it.

Coming from an 12/8 year old Sure, go on....

Before you go on MMB....did you ever force an Out of Court settlement from Michael Jackson?

I'm just saying, don't give away free money.

You know I have had several people tell me that The Italian Job was really good, but I have yet to see it. I will have to check it out.

As far as 10,000 BC is that a remake of the old Raquel Welch film, or am I thinking of a different movie?



TIS

Different movie, not a remake at all..........God knows Emmerich already made a shitty remake in GODZILLA, thankfully Hollywood has him banned from anymore such remakes.

But yeah TIS, I say rent the new ITALIAN JOB. Its disposable entertainment, but good disposable entertainment.

I can't wait for Brooklyn Rules to be released on DVD!

Now he's only one and a half years old?? This is getting ridiculous...

Seriously, I'm from UK - its not out here yet!

If it was I would have seeeeennnnnnn it by now.

Still talking to yourself, huh?

I was replying to Blibble - damm this Brooklyn Rules, ya know, isn't out worldwide at the same time. Now every Yankee thinks I'm lying.

Well, you quoted yourself, not Blibble... what was I or anyone else to think??

I quoted myself to show what I was on about.

Whatever.



Isn't there a Teletubbies forum you cold join or something? (ouch!)

Damm Mafia!!!!!!1

Yeah!! Damn Mafia!!!!!!1

I thought rules said at least 14+ to sigh up here...

You as an American should have problems with the mob, aren't they "damaging the lives of citizens by keeping the costs high"?

Or are the real problems created by the citizens and the stockholders who "want to keep the party going"?

I've been hearing some real s**t about what the USA has been getting up to lately.

Seriously, how old are you?

26.

No, seriously... lol

I know what you mean J Geoff - I'm talking a small bit of sense, but it's not right for the forum, people don't wanna hear that kind of thing,

I can help you (hopefully) act normal, but it'd cost about $50/hr...

I'd look for a better rate, myself:

If you can find it for 5c, go of it!