I did my midnight swim tonight. I was wearing shorts when I went to the pool with my towel. I was too lazy to go upstairs to get my bathing suit. It hit me when I got to the pool that the shorts probably wouldn't be too comfortable and I didn't want to come back inside the house with wet shorts.

So I decided to do it au naturel as the neighbors were in bed and it was dark anyway, and they wouldn't see much (maybe I should rephrase that).