YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN....

You spend more time on your roof than in your living room.
Your kids start schol in August and end in July.
You know the plot to "Groundhog Day" even though you have never seen the movie.
Having a tree in the living room doesn't necessarily mean its Christmas.
You know which weathercasters are pregnant.
Plywood is considered a window treatment.
You actually like talking to your insurance agent.
Suspended tolls are a highlight of your life.
You find the sound of a home generator erotic.
You don't worry about relatives coming to visit in the summer.
You are nostalgic for the days when the only news about Florida was flawed elections and drug kingpins.
You know how long two bags of ice will last in your cooler.
Sundown means time for bed.