Hillary Clinton never gets on that ticket, and I'll tell you why. Bill was slick, Bill was handsome, Hillary had him under speech lessons, lying lessons, and just to show I'm not a hard hearted man, he got the best blow jobs of anyone and I've had 'em all over the world! And then along comes Barrack Obama with his Hawaiian charm and oratorical voice, and he threw it all away just to make Hillary look ridiculous, and a woman in her position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!