Jeez, I might bust a nut if I don't find something I can reduce to simplicity immediately.
I find skulls do the trick. Just creep up on someone and fetch down an instrument (say, a hammer, or a guitar) hard upon their head. It renders everything, for you and the victim, completely simple.
For an echo effect (because of hollow interior), Christians work best.
...dot com bold typeface rhetoric. You go clickety click and get your head split. 'The hell you look like on a message board Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
