Just like a man.

I don't think this what they had in mind for a "shotgun" wedding. I guess they'll have to start on taking each other in sickness and in health a lot sooner than they thought.

Suspect Shoots Bride, Groom During Wedding Ceremony

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — An apparent stranger shot the bride, groom and two other people at an outdoor wedding in rural Arkansas, then was arrested after being chased by outraged guests, a sheriff's official said Sunday.

The wedding was just ending Saturday when the suspect approached with a 9 mm pistol and opened fire, Pope County sheriff's Lt. Aaron DuVall said. No one else was hurt.

About 50 people, including children, had attended the ceremony along Piney Creek north of Dover at a spot the lieutenant said was popular for picnicking and swimming. Dover is 64 miles northwest of Little Rock.

The suspect "was not associated with the wedding at all," DuVall said. "No one knew him."

Police arrested Patrick Paul Duvall, 29, after a he was chased into a Russellville restaurant parking lot, said the sheriff's lieutenant, who is not related to the suspect.

DuVall declined to identify the four people who were injured, but he said the bride, groom and a third victim remained in the hospital Sunday. One victim was treated and released.

Without the victims' names, it wasn't possible to get information from hospitals on the patients' conditions.

Deputies say Duvall will remain in the Pope County jail at least until a bond hearing Wednesday morning. Jailers said Duvall an attorney had visited Duvall, but they declined to release the attorney's name.

The sheriff's lieutenant said Duvall faces four felony counts of first-degree battery and a felony charge of vehicle theft after the shooting.

A telephone number listed in Duvall's name in Russellville could not be found Sunday night.

What source is that from, because I'd love to see who allowed lines like this to get released unedited!

None other than the trustworthy foxnews.com.

Associated Press's fault then, probably. Unforgivable.

OMG, I just bought something from an infomercial...

What did you buy?

A Jack LaLanne juicer ...for my health!

Carrot-vodka-artichoke-tobacco smoothie, anyone?

Can it core a apple??

It'll take the entire Apple, sour pits and all, and make sweet juice of it.

Too much Russian Spring Water for Geoffy....

I can't believe I drank half a fifth of 100 proof SoCo before work the other night. I stopped drinking about 3-4 hours before though and it's hard for me to stay drunk so it didn't affect me too much

I cant wait for the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!

ds

Me too

I have tomorrow night off, so I can't wait until about 8am tomorrow.

The weather here was so weird today. It was pouring this morning. Then the sun came out, and we were able to go in the pool for an hour or so. Then we had a torrential thunderstorm. Then the sun came out. Then we got another torrential thunderstorm. Now the sun is out again. And it's MUGGY. It feels like August. Finally! Hooray!!

This year is flying by so fast. It's kinda freaking me out a bit.

Oh, yes, chef of the future.

Time flies when you're in the slammer

I reckon that's why it's flying by so fast for me. So much has happened already.

How was your stay at the Hotel De Incarceration anyways? Sounds like it wasn't too bad.

My arse still hurts a little.

I don't know if anyone saw this story or ever watched the movie Open Water, but both of them scared the heck out of me.

19 Hours Lost at Sea

tackling server issues wasn't enough to test me - now I lost my C***cast connection, 6+ hours til whothefuck knows! Anyone have a rope?

I do, but you can't have it. Someone has to keep our playground open!

Better than a sore throat.

I love how Comcast never sees a problem on their end -- it's always the customer's fault! My cable went out about 8PM last night, and I called them around 12AM - guy said there were no outages, and I was the only one in my complex with a problem. He said he could schedule a service call for SUNDAY! Service was still out at 3:30AM when I went to bed. I figured maybe it's the 5-year-or-so-old modem, so figured I'd exchange it today for a newer model. I wake up, and it's running fine! "No outage" my arse! (But I'm still happy it's back )

Geez JG!!! What have you been doing to piss the Gods off lately? Seems you can't catch a break!

It's been a rough couple weeks, yeah...