Wanna laugh?

I took my nephew and his roommate from NYU to the ESPNZone in Times Square last month for Sunday afternoon lunch and a few beers. There was some silly raffle, with the winner getting a subscription to one of their publications, right? There's a thousand tourists in the place, and Pizzaboy, who has lived his whole life within the city limits (save for my time in Florida and a couple of years in Westchester), is the guy who wins.

But lunch cost me almost $200, so it was no bargain.