The first time I read that, goombah, I thought it said that you would have accepted $1.96!

I'm thinking, What is he going to do with that???
With prices the way they are, what the hell - I'll even go as low as 4 cents short of 2 bucks.

No joke: I heard a radio ad for a local car dealer (Kia). If you bought their minivan, they were giving customers another one of their cars as part of the deal. I'm sure it's nothing great, but I never thought I'd hear buy 1, get 1 for a new car.