I must be going crazy. I walked 2 miles in the rain last night.

Crazier?

Ok you got me on that one

The crazy part is that it wasn't raining.

Peroxide may work, but keep in mind that it destroys beneficial bacteria along with any bad bacteria in the ear.

Still many doctors will use stool softener before flushing.

Well, I always have to flush after I take stool softener.

That reminds me of Meet the Fockers:
Bernie Focker: If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down

Remind me not to come to this thread right after I eat.

Doesn't everyone do this?

Why the daughter of a President will want to move to Baltimore is beyond me. I heard on the local news here yesterday that Jenna Bush will move to the Federal Hill neighborhood of Baltimore. That is not a bad neighborhood per say, but there's certainly nothing special about it. Now I see her husband will work for the parent company of Baltimore's electric company. Imagine that.

I hope Jenna doesn't plan on teaching in Baltimore City. They've been beating up and attempting to rape teachers there a lot lately.
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After the wedding, the couple plans to live in a two-bedroom, two-bath town house on the south side of Baltimore where she plans to return to teaching and he will work for Constellation Energy, a power supplier based in Maryland.

Its because young idealists are often, for lack of a better word, stupid.

Look at this ridiculous E-mail that I just received.

Hi,

Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you
this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature.I
write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$
3.5M.This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my
branch office the International Commercial Bank which I am the manager.

I have already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2005 to
my head office here in Accra-Ghana and they will never know of this excess. I
have since then, placed this amount on a Non-Investment Account without a
beneficiary.

Upon your response, I will configure your name on our database as holder of the
Non-Investment Account. I will then guide you on how to apply to my head office
for the Account Closure/ bank-to-bank remittance of the funds to your designated
bank account.

If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 30% of the funds
while 70% shall be for me.

Kindly forward your response to: ton101icb@aol.com

Mobile: +233-248-280-259

With Regards
Anthony Aka

And you didn't jump on the offer, PB? I can't imagine why.

Along those lines, apparently scammers are sending out e-mails from the IRS asking respondents for personal information. I don't have sympathy for anyone who is stupid enough to respond as if the IRS just happens to have their e-mail address.

I think tonight's MegaMillions is the better bet. I have $140 worth of quick picks. I really need to get my head checked.

R. Kelly pees on a 13 year old girl ten years ago and it's just now getting to trial?

Ah, the wheels of justice . . .

I have to go prom dress shopping with my daughter in a few minutes. So far we have been to 4 Macy's, 3 Lord and Taylors, Sears, JC Penney, Nordstrom's, Neiman Marcus, 2 Jessica McClintocks, 2 bridal stores and a small boutique, plus Camille La Vie. Her reason for not buying the one dress she liked? "We haven't looked enough yet."

Why didn't I have boys????

I'm closing the BB in a couple minutes - wish me well!

Test

The feel good story of the week.

A dog in a kennel in Iowa nurses some motherless kittens.

http://video.ap.org/v/default.aspx?p=truveo&g=9ffd2aae-7b1d-4f26-8113-66b38ccef3fc

Holy crap! According to the "Who's Online" box, there are 2 Registered (2 invisible), 4 Guests and 16 Spiders online.

Spiders! We got insects roaming the site now?

Don't worry about it... Geoff is working out all the bugs.

Great, now I'm told I don't qualify for the stimulus payment!

Why? Wasn't income the only cap?

I didn't qualify because unbeknownst to me, my father claimed me as a dependent on his return (so for that reason, I'm ineligible).

Look out Chopper! You're driving on the wrong side of the road!!


TIS

Were you still in college this year Irishman? That would be why he could still claim you. This is the first year I couldn't claim my daughter. It sucked.

On the flip side of that I thought I was only getting $300.00 back and I got $600.00 back. I went on the IRS's website and calculated what I should get and it said only $300.00. But I checked my account yesterday and there was $600.00 in it. That was a lovely surprise to get on a Friday morning.

1-877-cars-for-kids, donate your car today.

I can't get that stupid song out of my mind!