What the heck was that?? Syesha alternately cried and was awesome, Jason was beyond stoned and forgot his words, David Cook sucked and then did well, and David Archuleta was disgustingly melodramatic in that puppies and rainbows way he has while also being absolutely amazing. Paula cried, Randy babbled, and Simon was bizarre and then downright cruel.

I'm voting my fingers off for Syesha tonight.


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