A nice day off work but there i nothing to do,everything is shut
There is football on the TV and beer in the fridge so all is not lost
Nice time of the year for a day off. What is the occasion? I'm guessing it's not Cinco de Mayo.
Its just May Day for us.
I believe we pinched it off the Russians which in the old days meant we had to pretend to be communists for the day. Nowadays though we have to pretend to be distasteful,oil-rich oligarchs instead
Whatever?
I'll be a Chinaman for a day off if need be......
I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!